Friday, July 17, 2009

The Insurance Lady complimented me or insulted me and I'm either mad or happy about it.

::looking at my drivers license::

INSURANCE LADY: "WOW!"

ME: "What?"

INSURANCE LADY: "Great picture."

ME: "Thank you."

INSURANCE LADY: "You're going to need a new one..."

9 comments:

  1. cousin saul2:14 PM EDT

    Insurance lady: Considering what the photographer had to work with.

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  2. cousin saul2:15 PM EDT

    Insurance lady: Apparently the DMV employee knew how to use Adobe Photoshop. You don't look too bad in the photo.

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  3. Insurance lady (thinking): Maybe I can finally get my homely friend a date if I sweet-talk this guy enough.

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  4. Insurance lady: Great hair...are you gay?

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  5. I think you faked this whole exchange. Clearly it's an IANO conspiracy to cover something up.

    Wait...you don't really have a driver's licence, do you!?!!

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  6. IANO: I think she meant, "This is a great picture, so you're going to need a new one because in real life... you don't look so great."

    Cake: IANO doesn't have a driver's licence, because he's an American, and we have driver's licenses, not licences! Don't forget that... or is it "fourget" that?

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  7. Disappointed in Canuckland1:34 PM EDT

    Where's the Sunday Blog Filler??

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  8. Smahtypants in Canuckland1:35 PM EDT

    Silver Rantz:

    Is that why he didn't need the apostrophe, too?

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  9. Dear Smahty: Here in America, many of us modern thinkers save our apostrophes to make words plural! (If I were one of them, I would have written "thinker's," "apostrophe's," and "word's" just now.)

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