Thursday, July 16, 2009

Last night...House of Pizza

::dials phone::

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "House of Pizza...pick up or delivery?"

ME: "I'll pick-up...I'll have a pepperoni pizza."

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "That'll be about 10 or 15 minutes...name?"

ME: "Steve. Thanks."

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "Thank you."

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SO TO SUM UP:
I got nothing. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
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16 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty12:22 PM EDT

    Bamboo.

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah12:24 PM EDT

    Ernie Kovacs

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  3. Cake12:43 PM EDT

    Sparkle:

    Tapdancing elephants!

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  4. Lois Lane1:17 PM EDT

    Pepperoni? That's what she said.

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  5. The Beatles1:36 PM EDT

    Non Sequitur Sadie

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  6. Sparkle Plenty2:06 PM EDT

    All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!

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  7. Cake3:25 PM EDT

    I don't think a chipmunk would actually do that.

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  8. Joe Doherty3:28 PM EDT

    Sometimes a little ain't enough.

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  9. Probably not Hoagy3:52 PM EDT

    I like cheese.

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  10. Sparkle Plenty7:31 PM EDT

    Boxcars!

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  11. House of Pizza10:38 PM EDT

    "Special sauce."

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  12. The Silver Fox10:51 PM EDT

    Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

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  13. Cake11:28 AM EDT

    If I ever have a goldfish, I'm going to name him DENNY CRANE.

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  14. The Silver Fox11:34 AM EDT

    What, after the Beatles song?

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  15. Horroru11:55 AM EDT

    "I like the Tin Man."

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  16. Cake12:30 PM EDT

    One day I might order something other than green curry when I do Thai food for lunch. Maybe.

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