Monday, July 13, 2009

SURPRISE!


WIFEY: "I have a surprise for you!"

ME: "We're having another baby?!"

WIFEY: "No...we're having steamed clams and lobster."

ME: "Oh....good."

(What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?)
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7 comments:

  1. Cake11:03 AM EDT

    "(What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?)"

    Teach him to ride The Puppy and take the show on the road and make a fortune?

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  2. cousin saul12:17 PM EDT

    question: How do you make a Baby float?
    Answer: Some root beer and two scoops of baby.

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  3. Patrick Swayze1:15 PM EDT

    Nobody puts Baby in a float!

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  4. cousin saul1:21 PM EDT

    Patrick,
    You're DEAD TO ME!

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  5. Patrick Swayze1:58 PM EDT

    Not yet, I'm not!

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  6. Sparkle Plenty2:39 PM EDT

    What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?
    1) Let it marry another baby lobster?
    2) Eat it with baby melted butter?
    3) Send it to the Octopus's Kindergarden?

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  7. Lois Lane2:54 PM EDT

    Silly Sparkle. Lobsters can't get married in Massachusetts. Only in Rhode Island.

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