BACON ACE: "I didn't name my i-Touch after your wife...I named it after your Mother."
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MAN: "Why haven't you ever tried Indian food?"
ME: "I haven't finished trying the other kinds yet."
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GUY: "I can't believe Archie REALLY married Veronica over Betty.
ME: "Archie didn't REALLY do anything."
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GUY: "How much are those Looney Tune glasses?"
ME: "$9.99 each."
GUY: "I don't see any Mickey Mouse ones."
ME: "He ain't a Looney Tune."
GUY: "Are you sure?"
ME: "Yes."
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ME: "That's gross that we both did that."
WIFEY: "Burping isn't gross."
ME: "Yes it is."
WIFEY: "No, it isn't."
ME: "Is."
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ME: "Why do you need my ear buds?"
DAUGHTER: "Mine are broken."
ME: "You mean you chewed on them until they broke."
DAUGHTER: "I didn't chew on them...they just broke from using them too much."
ME: "CHEWER!!"
DAUGHTER: "Loser."
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So to sum up:
ReplyDelete1) Bacon Ace likes MILFs.
2) You're missing out on Indian food...though, to be honest, it's often cold since the restaurants leave their doors open.
3) [spoiler here].
4) Your customers are Looney Tunes.
5) *burp* is gross.
6) Your daughter is very smaht, loser.
The end.
Your daughter used to be hot, before she turned 14.
ReplyDeleteI slept with my dad when I was 13 and he didn't even need the drugs.
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