Top Ten Reasons I Slept With Dave 1. He told me there was something in my underwear. 2. I find big ears attractive. 3. I got lost on the Late Night set and slept on his couch. 4. He promised me a bologna on rye sandwich afterwards. 5. I thought he was the famous rapper Snoop Dave. 6. I used him to get to Paul. 7. It was in my contract. 8. That gap in his teeth mesmerized me. 9. I though it was part of my bonus. 10. What else is there to do Monday's after midnight?
Anyone whose first two names are "David" and "Michael" is a Male Slut. I oughtta know.
ReplyDeleteTop Ten Reasons I Slept With Dave
ReplyDelete1. He told me there was something in my underwear.
2. I find big ears attractive.
3. I got lost on the Late Night set and slept on his couch.
4. He promised me a bologna on rye sandwich afterwards.
5. I thought he was the famous rapper Snoop Dave.
6. I used him to get to Paul.
7. It was in my contract.
8. That gap in his teeth mesmerized me.
9. I though it was part of my bonus.
10. What else is there to do Monday's after midnight?