Lazy Love and The Snippets

So the other day Wifey leaves before I wake up and puts a note on the counter that says 'I Love You'

Very nice.

When I get home that night I notice said note on her desk in the kitchen.

No big deal...she just hasn't thrown it away yet.

So this morning I stumble into the kitchen before Wifey has left and I notice the same note sitting on the counter 'I Love You'

Here is the conversation that followed:

ME: "You can't just leave an old 'I Love You' note on the counter."

WIFEY: "Yes I can."

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LADY FROM INDIA: "I'm guessing you get a lot of Indians in here."

ME: "Yes...A lot."

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At a restaurant the other night and we have this wannabee sexy waitress that is kinda flirting around. She takes a cloth napkin and she very carefully places it on the upper part of my leg and kinda patting and smoothing it down. Here is the conversation that followed:

ME: "Wow...I don't think I can stand up right now."

HER: " Wow..I don't think I can sit down."

(She got a good tip)

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In OLD NAVY:

ME: "Those mannequins are creepy!"

GAL CLERK: "I have to dress them...you should see them naked."

ME: "I wish..."

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A TEXT TO MY OLDEST DAUGHTER:

ME: "Hey."

HER: "Hey."

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