Saturday, November 21, 2009

"But your honor, I HAD to!"



So a few minutes ago I see this old lady walking down the street and she's wearing an ill-fitting sweatshirt that had the above logo/design on it.

I'm gonna kill a cat tonight.

It's her fault.

SO TO SUM UP:

Cats don't really leave paw prints on our hearts. They just don't.

Though some of them are kinda cute.
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6 comments:

  1. Charlie Chan3:26 PM EST

    Cats taste like chicken.

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  2. Mao3:31 PM EST

    Finger rickin' good!

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  3. Meowing Beatles4:03 PM EST

    Tabbyman

    Polythene Purrs

    Back in the L.I.T.T.E.R.

    ...

    Wait...I'm getting deja vu.

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  4. Doctor Obvious4:04 PM EST

    The only way a cat's leaving paw prints on your heart is if you're stupid enough to smuggle it into the OR during open-heart surgery.

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  5. Doctor Obviouser4:05 PM EST

    That woman probably has pictures of her cats tattooed on her back.

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  6. Doctor Obviousest4:06 PM EST

    The sweatshirt wasn't "ill-fitting"...that was just crazy cat lady fat bulging and oozing.

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