Wanna read about the game?
Get the sports page.
Wanna read about my view of the game?
Read on.
So I go to the men's room....huge lines inside.
While inside I see this sign on the wall. I take a picture of it.
(Drunken football fans love when you start snapping pix in the men's room.)
Do we really need signs telling us not to drink from the urinals and toilets?
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And guess what?
Turns out I wasn't in the men's room.
A bit desperate to "accidentally" end up in the ladies' room.
ReplyDeleteUnless this is your way of coming out to us...?
To Yankees games...
ReplyDeleteThat's what Gridiron Glory has always meant to me: men, tampons, and undrinkable water.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you could buy some napkins for your snacks, too. That's very important.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny they specified they were feminine, though. Does that make them floral print or something?
I'm going to allow you this post for two days because it's so damn good.
ReplyDeleteBut tomorrow, there'd better be a new one!
Okay, time's up.
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