So I'm listening to Howard Stern the other day and he has this porn gal on.
(Well, actually the porn gal has a webcam and is talking to them via the computer)
And different folks tell PornGal what to do and she does it and everyone laughs or gasps or what have you.
Some of it is funny...some of it is porn.
But it's on the radio.
I'm laughing.
Then someone asks PornGirl to put fingers up her butt and to do whatvever one does with fingers up their butt.
And she does.
And Howard and the gang start laughing.
Then PornGal asks Howard what he wants her to do.
And Howard replies...
"Wash your hands."
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And that is the genius of Howard Stern.
"Then someone asks PornGirl to put fingers up her butt and to do whatvever one does with fingers up their butt."
ReplyDeleteFrom what my male friends tell me after they've been to their semi-annual checkup, it's "hope the doctor has small hands" or, failing that, "pray for a speedy death."
The whole premise is the reason I can't listen to Howard Stern.
ReplyDeleteWash your hands.
ReplyDeleteI Wanna Wash Your Hands
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Happiness is a Warm Rectum
Fixing a A-Hole
Mean Mr. Brown Mustard
Leave My Shittin' Alone
Ob-la-ee, ob-la-aaaah
ReplyDeleteShe Came in Through the Back
Shove Me Do
Twist and Shout (no edit required)
ReplyDeleteBack in the A.R.S.E.
ReplyDeleteWhy Don't We Do it in the Rear
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