Thursday, December 10, 2009

It's Haiku About What An Idiot Theo Epstein Is Day

You traded Manny

Didn't re-sign The Pedro

Dumping Mike Lowell

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7 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty1:25 PM EST

    My dear Red Sox team
    Why not use my Juan instead?
    Love, Epstein's Mother

    (This haiku is proof
    that I'm really very old...
    used to watch Kotter.)

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  2. Cake1:37 PM EST

    Yay! Day two of bad poetry and me with little work to do!

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  3. Hai-FU!3:16 PM EST

    Yay! It Is Day Two
    Bad Poems Run Rampant...HEY!
    Cake will join in now?

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  4. Cake4:00 PM EST

    I got distracted
    by the folks who pay me, eh?
    Unbelievable!

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  5. Anonymous4:01 PM EST

    Theo Epstein, dork!
    Absent the day brains issued.
    Go play in traffic.

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  6. I'm a leaf on the wind4:03 PM EST

    A leaf in a stream
    Has more intelligent thoughts
    Than our man Theo

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  7. Cake4:07 PM EST

    Says the koi, always calm:
    "I freaking hate that loser!"
    Splash, he vanishes.

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