Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Please enter the I AINT NO OPRAH Bad Poetry Contest.

The sun beats on the lonely farmer.

Crops wilt. Dust blows.

Despair enters his head.

Corn rare.

Locust flee.

The man...hands to his face.

Tears. Fear.

The sun beats on the lonely farmer.

Wind blows.

Emptiness howls.

Beans, wheat, and barley.

No more. The sun beats on the lonely farmer.

Empty pockets. Empty dreams. Empty farm.

Starving cattle. Thinning herd.

The sun beats on the lonely rancher...

27 comments:

  1. Bamboo

    The Word Bamboo
    Ain't No Rhyme
    for "Kangaroo"
    It Angers Me
    Fills Me With Sorrow
    To Know
    It Still
    Won't Rhyme Tomorrow
    Pajamas, Likewise
    Rhymes Not
    With Bananas
    And Still Will Not
    In Three Mananas

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  2. Anonymous1:42 PM EST

    X-tra value
    is what you get
    when you
    try coronet

    Lamont "Tried and True" Cranston

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  3. Holding your hand.

    Knowing your secret.

    Fixing your hole...getting into your life.

    Something yesterday.

    Let it be Rita...or Lady Madonna.

    All we need is love because Baby, I'm a rich man.

    I

    Me

    Mine

    Bamboo.

    PS
    I love you.

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  4. chinese guy1:55 PM EST

    Ruv.

    Rots of ruv.

    Ruv.

    Ruvers. Ruvers risten to each other.

    Ruvers rike each other.

    Ruvers.

    365 days a year.

    366 on reap year!

    Ruvers.

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  5. Pluggy McPlugstien the Poet2:43 PM EST

    Saul has a blog

    The link is over there.

    It's about his life in comics.

    But then he pulls the ol' switcheroo.

    You've read it before...but now it's on blogger and you can leave comments.

    From Nantuckett...

    Ocean spray, Ocean spray. Hearts beat fast.

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  6. Cousin Saul3:12 PM EST

    My blog ain't really too good...I'm just beggin' for comments...I'm a lonely old man, ya know?

    ReplyDelete
  7. black man3:19 PM EST

    Dis here poem aint meant to dis ya.

    It's meant to shimmy sham bam a lam.

    Who dat?

    Who dat?

    Ice Kringle.

    Baby.

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  8. Michelle Obama3:26 PM EST

    Sleeveless dress.

    Fit and divine.

    Gorilla in the city.

    Sleeveless and toned.

    Though still some flab. Media blind.

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  9. Dear Saul:

    That's not how you get traffic! Dear gawd, man, do we gotta teach you everything!?

    p.s.
    Bad poetry is like bad wine,
    when you start
    it seems just fine,
    but as you go,
    through glass or rhyme
    you soon will pray
    for death by lion.

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  10. Canadian Beat Poet3:56 PM EST

    Snow.
    Falling.
    Cold.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Angsty Teenager Poetry3:58 PM EST

    I wish I had chocolate
    to coat my ennui
    in caffeinated
    glee

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  12. Why? Cried the seagull
    Over the waves
    The earth dies
    Yes, I want fries
    with that
    said the sailer
    Throwing his cigarette butt
    to the bird.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Not quite getting it5:02 PM EST

    There once was a man from Nantucket...

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  14. Matt Wood5:05 PM EST

    You're sad because you're sad.
    It's psychic. It's the age. It's chemical.
    Go see a shrink or take a pill,
    or hug your sadness like an eyeless doll
    you need to sleep.

    Well, all children are sad
    but some get over it.
    Count your blessings. Better than that,
    buy a hat. Buy a coat or pet.
    Take up dancing to forget.

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  15. Emm A.T. Wood5:11 PM EST

    Being with you
    here, in this room

    is like groping through a mirror
    whose glass has melted
    to the consistency
    of gelatin

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  16. worcester5:17 PM EST

    Fireworks (bubble wrap) shoots from my heart.

    Calvacade of color (clear plastic) blasting in the night sky (steps of City Hall)

    Ohhhh! And Awwws!!!! (pop-pop-pop)

    Fireworks ring in New Year...bubble wrap for budget cuts.

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  17. pablo neruda wannabe5:26 PM EST

    it's no matter to me
    that we can never be free
    it's just hard to stand
    not holding your hand.

    your soul blazes starlight
    in the cold still of the night
    i want to have it so much
    but i fear for the touch

    of your scorn

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  18. Some random animal-lover5:30 PM EST

    I wish I were a penguin
    penguins are never sad!
    Though as some wise men
    have stated:

    "Penguins are often bad!"

    O if I were a penguin
    I'd fish all fast and madly
    and if I were a penguin
    I'd swim all fast and paddly!

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  19. I'm hungry5:36 PM EST

    The meaning of life is found
    In a grilled cheese sandwich
    And lost in the last bite.
    With a pickle.
    A really, really good pickle.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Don'tcha know it5:37 PM EST

    Pillows.

    Full like the basketball.

    Eyes. Thick like sausage.

    Fingers. Lickin' good.

    Pillows.

    Full like the blimp.

    Legs. Dead man's curves.

    September 30th 1955

    Jimmy Dean Jimmy Dean

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  21. keith moon5:40 PM EST

    Portnoy complained.

    For what? For what?

    Portnoy. Percussion.

    Bang your drum slowly.

    It vibrates the glass in the sink.

    The half finished milk like a tidal wave goes splash.

    Portnoy complained.

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  22. That's a real stinker!5:45 PM EST

    It happened so fast that I couldn't
    stop
    I howled at the moon
    and the moon howled back
    laughing...
    I threw myself back
    exhausted.
    It happened so fast!
    And she just laughed.
    And dared me to have another drink
    and throw up again.

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  23. Goughta Headakenow5:49 PM EST

    Denmark, for the passion and lust of power,
    Stood, as a country, against the cliffs
    The vaunted silver cliffs of despair
    And suggested a perilous allegiance with time.

    Their king stood on the beach
    Just out of reach of the waves
    And he mocked eternity with his stony glance.
    And his boasting stride
    Spoke of the sea and loss and cloudlight.

    Denmark.
    Negotiators of oblivion and tears.

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  24. last line wins it7:15 PM EST

    The birds fly south.

    On feathered wings.

    Air currents direct.

    Formations form.

    Instinct. Design.

    The birds fly south.

    Instinct and design.

    New Jersey. Deleware.

    South.

    From the sky the states have no shape. No borders.

    Birds fly south.

    Instinct. Design.

    Feathered forms. Feathred wings.

    "Cah! Cah!"

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  25. With no disrespect to Last Line Wins it, I'm gonna have to take the award and give it to Beyonce.

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  26. The Incredible Hulk12:24 PM EST

    Buy my comic puny human
    Or limbs you will be losing
    Lay down your hard cold cash
    Or Hulk come to your house and SMASH!

    HULK WIN!
    Hulk will crush puny bamboo and coronet and bubble wrap and Al Gore and penguins and Denmark.
    Hulk is strongest there is!

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  27. Cousin Robert Frost8:50 PM EST

    And miles to go before I sleep,
    and miles to go before I sleep.

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