Monday, October 04, 2010

The Jesus Cookbook Guy

I just had a sales guy/cult member in the shop that was trying to sell me Jesus books (and cookbooks)

Here is part of that conversation:

JESUS CULT SALES GUY: "...and always remember, Jesus loves you!"

ME: "He should."
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5 comments:

  1. Blasphemy Gal7:33 PM EDT

    Jesus cookbooks? Like, how to prepare Jesus's flesh and blood and stuff? Cool! Will it be served as a buffet at Sunday Mass?

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  2. Hungryman11:16 AM EDT

    Filet o' Christ

    Grilled Jeez Sandwich

    Hot Cross Jesusbuns

    Savior Stew

    Holy Hamburger

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  3. The Beatles11:19 AM EDT

    Jesus in the Pie with Almonds?

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  4. Hungryman 28:02 PM EDT

    OH MY GAWD!

    I posted my comment and then Glee somehow went forward into time and stole it!

    Grilled Jeezus!

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  5. Richard Fromage10:02 PM EDT

    For good food, and good food ideas, you can count on Kraft, which is apparently building a plant in Israel. The Israeli division is, of course, to be called Cheeses Of Nazareth

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