Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Wifey Likes My Shirt!

WIFEY: "I like that shirt on you. Except for the way it fits you on your hump."

9 comments:

  1. Lumpy McHumpy3:28 PM EDT

    But tomorrow's hump day!

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  2. Did someone say "hump"?

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  3. Anonymous5:23 PM EDT

    Those are really (REALLY!?) the two best comments someone can leave??

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  4. Quasimodo11:05 PM EDT

    Did someone call?

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  5. Hump Me Do

    Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except me and my Hump

    Lovely Humpy

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  6. I was out shoppin' the other day 'n I saw a Quasimodo* mosque on sale for $10.99!

    *The Semimodo mosque was $8.99!**
    **The Demimodo mosque was $5.99!

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  7. OhMyWifey in de nort' countree10:32 PM EDT

    Mywife:
    Here's the mixed nuts you asked for. They didn't have any fresh in bulk, so I got you a prepackaged pouch.

    Me:
    Prepackaged is OK, but...

    Mywife:
    Butwhat?

    Me:
    This pouch contains a sewing kit.

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  8. OhMyWifey in de nort' countree10:34 PM EDT

    That actually happened today.

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