ME: "What should I clean these doors with?"
WIFEY: "Use one of the magic sponges."
ME: "We have magic sponges?"
WIFEY: "The white sponges under the sink."
ME: "Why do they call them magic?"
WIFEY: "Because they clean real well."
ME: "So they're not actually magic?"
WIFEY: "You're annoying."
Watch out, they're radioactive.
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