Saturday, November 19, 2011
How To Get A Large Tip (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
So last night I went to get a haircut.
Here is the conversation after I was seated:
HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "How would you like your hair done?"
ME: "Just make me look perfect."
HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "You looked perfect when you walked in!"
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I was played!!!
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11 comments:
Tip It To Ride
Sgt. Perfect's Lovely Hair Club For Men Band
I Want To Cut Your Hair
I Want to Hold Your Wallet
Tip Me Do
He's Not Savvy (He's My Sucker)
Lady Tipwanna
Hello Gratuity?
Come To Get A Tip?
Lady Tipwanna wins!
Lady Tipwanna is LAME!!! It doesn't even mean anything.
Tip Me Do doesn't make any sense either.
Day Tipper
Fixing A Hair
We Can Comb It Out
Getting Balder
You're Going To Lose That Hair
Shave Me Madonna
When I'm Sixty Four I Probably Shouldn't Be Wearing My Hair Like This.
Baby you come visit my chair
If you want a little less hair
Bary you come visit my chair
And baby I cut you...
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