Sunday, January 27, 2013

Kate Winslet's nipples.

 
So we watched the movie THE READER last night.
 
Here is the conversation this morning:
 
 
ME: "Do you think Kate Winslet is attractive?"
 
WIFEY: "Yes, but I don't like her nipples."
 
ME: "What's wrong with her nipples?"
 
WIFEY: "They're kinda black."
 
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You'll have to google to see Kate Winslet's nipples...or watch the movie.
 
Or start dating her.
 
Or something.
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4 comments:

  1. Beatles7:55 PM EST

    Nippladi, Nipplada

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  2. Cake6:46 PM EST

    I like Kate fine except for her last name...Winslet. Winsy. Wimplet.

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  3. S.I.Hayakawa8:30 PM EST

    Um, Nopie? Those aren't nipples. Those are called knees

    And don't call me a nipplease.

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  4. Anonymous6:44 AM EST

    She has huge kneeckers, or knipples. Or something. Wife's just jealous.

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