Friday, February 01, 2013

Planned Improv

 
So this guy comes in the other day to buy a gift.
 
He brings it to the counter.
 
Here is the conversation:
 
HIM: "Do you wrap?"
 
ME: "No...but I'd be happy to sing the blues."
 
HIM: "I get that."
 
ME: "I've had that line in the ready room for years."
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4 comments:

  1. Cake1:01 PM EST

    Good thing he didn't ask if you could box it up...he'd have a black eye now.

    (What am I saying...you wouldn't risk a broken nail, would you?)

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  2. Anonymous7:13 PM EST

    Is Planned Improv kind of like:
    Jazz Music?
    Beautiful First Lady?
    Funny Leno?

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah2:57 PM EST

    But the First Lady is so in shape!

    (For a behemoth)

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  4. Anonymous9:49 PM EST

    She's normal-sized on the top, behemoth on the bottom- a study in contradictions.

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