ME: "I wish you had a tail."
DAUGHTER: "Me too."
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
What's wrong with this picture?
So?
Look at the comic book on Radar's lap!! It's an Avengers #60.
Published in 1969!
You are dead to me M*A*S*H.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
If man was meant to read on the floor he would have been given wings.
I've probably blogged about this topic before.
Deal with it.
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About an hour ago I walk out back and see a kid sitting on the floor reading one of my books.
I don't mind when people read in here... but for some reason I can't stand it when people sit on the floor and read. GET OFFA MY FLOOR!!
Anyhow...here is the conversation that followed once I spotted him on my floor reading:
ME: "May I get you a pillow?"
HIM: "No thank you! I'm using my jacket."
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Round One goes to the kid.
Monday, October 07, 2013
Porn Comics
So a guy comes in the other day and asks for a very specific porn comic book. (He's been in before. I like him)
He clearly knew what he wanted.
Here is the conversation:
GUY: "Do you have (porno comic)?
ME: "I'm not sure...let me check."
Then he looks at me.
He has a strange little smile on his face.
A twinkle in his eyes.
GUY: "DON'T BE JUDGING ME!!"
ME: "If I was going to judge you I would have made fun of your shirt."
GUY: ::::twinkle in eyes:::
He clearly knew what he wanted.
Here is the conversation:
GUY: "Do you have (porno comic)?
ME: "I'm not sure...let me check."
Then he looks at me.
He has a strange little smile on his face.
A twinkle in his eyes.
GUY: "DON'T BE JUDGING ME!!"
ME: "If I was going to judge you I would have made fun of your shirt."
GUY: ::::twinkle in eyes:::