Sunday, October 13, 2013

If man was meant to read on the floor he would have been given wings.



I've probably blogged about this topic before.

Deal with it.

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About an hour ago I walk out back and see a kid sitting on the floor reading one of my books.

I don't mind when people read in here... but for some reason I can't stand it when people sit on the floor and read. GET OFFA MY FLOOR!!

Anyhow...here is the conversation that followed once I spotted him on my floor reading:

ME: "May I get you a pillow?"

HIM: "No thank you! I'm using my jacket."

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Round One goes to the kid.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:56 PM EDT

    Hard to give round one to the kid without knowing what he was reading.

    "The Watchmen" bound anthology? Maybe. "Night Nurse" number three? Let him sit on the floor: It's all the poor bastard has.

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  2. What does he think this is, a Barnes and Noble?

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  3. Anonymous8:32 PM EDT

    Such a cranky old geezer.

    You're probably jealous because if you sit on the floor for any length of time you have a hard time getting up.

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  4. Cake not signed in6:11 PM EDT

    Sit Me Do

    Happiness is a Warm Coat

    Lovely Seat-a

    Mean Mister Shopkeep

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  5. Cake encore6:12 PM EDT

    Ps
    Sorry, I'm tired...I'll do better next time.

    Pps
    No I won't, that was a lie.

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