Monday, October 07, 2013

Porn Comics

So a guy comes in the other day and asks for a very specific porn comic book.  (He's been in before. I like him)

He clearly knew what he wanted.

Here is the conversation:

GUY: "Do you have (porno comic)?

ME: "I'm not sure...let me check."

Then he looks at me.

He has a strange little smile on his face.

A twinkle in his eyes.

GUY:  "DON'T BE JUDGING ME!!"

ME: "If I was going to judge you I would have made fun of your shirt."

GUY:   ::::twinkle in eyes:::
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:36 PM EDT

    When you say "very specific" you mean gay, right?

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah5:53 PM EDT

    Nope.

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  3. Anonymous6:46 PM EDT

    Are you sure? ("He clearly knew what he wanted"..."strange little smile"... "twinkle in his eyes"..."you comment on his shirt"...etc...)

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  4. Anonymous8:09 PM EDT

    Naah, I'm going with prepubescent Japanese girls with big eyes and machine monsters with cyborg tentacles.

    As for judging his shirt...

    What was his shirt looking to buy?

    -- " "

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  5. Cake not signed in2:00 PM EDT

    So, the twinkle in his eyes is because he sees a comrade in pervdom, I guess? You were standing there reading the exact same comic, weren't you!

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