I'm not sure if he's a he.
I'm not sure if he's a private detective.
It could be an illness.
A trendy gluten free meal, perhaps?
Some type of exotic flower?
Maybe Calcium Dickens is replacing someone on The View.
Calcium Dickens might be a ska band for all I know.
I don't really know who or what a Calcium Dickens is.
But if it's a guy and he has a daughter I'm sure her name is Codeine.
Or something.
I never thought I'd live to see the gluten-free diet called "trendy"...oh, humanity!
ReplyDeleteI think Calcium Dickens might be the new Marvel villain, no?
Calling Dick Tracy! Calcium Dickens on the loose again! Leaving strong bite marks on all things Dickensian!
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