FREE!

Hoag used to do this on a regular basis.  I did it for the first time last night.

I was on my way home and driving thru my neighborhood when I noticed a neighbor had some furniture at the end of her driveway with a large sign that said FREE.

I took the sign.

I got home, brought the sign in to show Wifey.

Here is the conversation that followed:

ME: "See my free sign I got at Kathy's house?"

WIFEY:  "You're an asshole."

ME: "With a FREE sign."