"Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!"

"We'll work up a number six on 'em!"

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age!"

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."

"He said the sheriff is near."

"Have you gone berserk! Can't you see that man is a ni..."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Hey, where the white women at?"

"Mongo like candy."

"Would you like another schnitzengruben?"

"Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my little party's just beginning!"

"Begone, before somebody drops a house on YOU!"

"Just speakin' the vernacular of the peasantry. Or something."

"Just because I'm presumin, that I could be kinda human,if I only had a heart."

"Well, howdy, Miss Gulch."

"Shucks, folks, I'm speechless."

"I even scare myself."

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking."

"I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!"

"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."