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Thursday, May 07, 2009

It should have been John Sterling of the Yankees

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I win!

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WIFEY: "Stay away from me...I don't want to get your cold."
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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The Jon Stewart Show

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I'm going to share a bit from last nights Daily Show because you didn't watch it. They were discussing Judge Souter and I guess the ...
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Monday, May 04, 2009

I have a cold.

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ME: "I have a cold." WIFEY: "You have allergies." ME: "I have a cold." WIFEY: "You have allergies." ...
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Screw In My Tire

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I learned a few years ago on these blogs (from the long gone Momenger) that when something bad happens all you can really do about it is mak...
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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Abraham Leakin'

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(Used and stolen from Mad Magazine without permission)
Friday, May 01, 2009

Come on down and get some free comics and possibly Swine Flu!

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine Flu makes things fun.

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Microswine Flu

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Give us your tired, your poor, but please...no more Mexicans!

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Swine Flu? Swine Flu? I never heard of it.

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We might die of Swine Flu but dammit...we're gonna look stylish while couging up blood and pork.

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Brits hunker down for Swine Flu invasion! (and possibly Nazis)

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MadCow takes no chances.

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Scientists still baffled on the origins of Swine Flu

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Chewbacca (sounds like chew tobacco)

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So last night me and Wifey are sitting around watching TV (for a change)and I decided I needed some quality time with her. So I didn't f...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Written on the calendar at home (by two different hands)

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APRIL 28: 'Oldest daughter, birthday' APRIL 29: 'Roger Clemens struck out 20 batters in 1986' So to sum up: My daughter was ...
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And then they came for me...

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Swine Flu. Swine Flu. Pandemic! Flee! Run! People dying! Quarantine! Face masks! Swine Flu! Swine Flu! And blah blah blah. We're all kin...
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I have some bad news.

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This guy just got the Bird Flu. And this dude just came down with The Asian Flu. And these broads have Swine Flu. It's a mixed-up topsy ...
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Arlen Specter

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Now an even bigger douchebag. (And what kinda name is 'Arlen' for a man?)
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