I Ain't No Oprah

So last night me and Wifey are watching one of our favorite shows. Said show includes: Vampires. Vampires that recycle. Vampires that shop a...

We'll even throw in these replacement pads for free! (with S/H)

WIFEY: "Look at your fingers!" ME: "What about my fingers?" WIFEY: "They look like blood sausages." ME: "...

The poster, one season of a show, nice hair, anal cancer, and then death.

Helping me tuck in my shirt tails...gentle. Caring. Sleepovers. Helping with my jammies. OOPS! TICKLE FIGHT! "Let's wrestle!" ...

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So about 12 years ago a few families in the neighborhood went camping. And the next year they asked another family. Then another. Pretty soo...

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/24/oscars-expanding-to-10-best-pic-nominees/ So now it appears that there will be TEN best picture momi...

Yesterday there was a story in the news (I don't feel like finding the link...do it yourself) The story was that the great 'garden s...

::blows open envelope::

Uh-oh...it's gonna be shocking! Not really. I've been giving Barack Obama some thought. He's done more in 5 months than any Pres...

...will return on Sunday Night June 21, 2009 fresh with new Wifey stories! Hoag antics! Buddy Nite Hijinx! Hitler! Obama Bashing! Word Play!...

He was one of the henchmen in a Gary Cooper movie I watched yesterday. If there is a better henchmen name than Duke Pastrami...I've neve...

CNN.com has a daily poll. I think they've run out of things to poll. Yesterday (I'm not making this up) the poll was: Would you live...

So last night me and The Hoag decided to have a couple of cigars. Monte Cristos. ME: "Hey...this is pretty good." HOAG: "Yeah...

There is a story out today about Chastity Bono having a sex change operation. It raises the question....what sex is Chastity gonna change in...