I Ain't No Oprah

So around four in the morning my puppy wakes me up. She needs to go outside. Outside is actually my garage. And outside means poop. My puppy...

(Thanks to Johnny C for showing me this)

The following was in his obit this morning: 'Salinger's alleged adoration of children apparently did not extend to his own. In 2000,...

Seems Charlie Sheen got in trouble with his wife over Christmas. So this brought out former wife Denise Richards. She claims Charlie never h...

Our friend Cake made this. It's chock full of inside jokes. If you're not a regular around these parts I suggest you go do something...

SIEG HIGHWAY! http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/24/ap/strange/main6137635.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13

So has Home Alone and Grease. And Ben-Hur. The Excorcist. And a bunch of other movies. So don't give me this crap about Avatar being the...

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/23/entertainment/main6133019.shtml?tag=stack

You pour coffee. Possibly even well. But I think I'll just call you Barry. Love, I AINT NO OPRAH

(CBSNEWS.COM) -Former presidential candidate John Edwards, in the news today for his admission that he was the father of Rielle Hunter's...

She looks too much like David Bowie and people really only like her Ziggy Stardust persona.

She looks too much like Sheldon.

Collagen. Nobody wants a broad in the Senate with pencil thin lips.

His last name was Bell. Really. I never knew that. (I wonder how Jack Box is doing?)

These Haitian people have been devastated. Especially the children. They're hungry. Hurt. Hot. Thirsty. And all of their toys are gone. ...