So today has been kinda dull. Even last night was.
But I have a duty to entertain, so the show must go on...
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I pull up to the Toll Booth.
My toll is 70 cents so I hand the toll-taker a crisp one dollar bill.
He hands me back 30 cents. I think it was a quarter and a nickle.
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Last night:
Wifey: "What do you want to watch?"
ME: "I don't care...what ever you want to."
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At the store:
ME: "Would you like some backing boards with those?"
Customer: "No thank you."
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DIALS UP SAUL: :::::ring:::: ::::ring::: ::::ring:::: :::ring:::
ME: ::::hangs up phone:::
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CRAZY JASON: "::::unintelligible banter::::"
ME: "Thank you."
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ME: "Do me a favor...shut the door."
INDIAN GUY: ::::shuts door:::
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ME: "Go owwwwside? Go owwwwwside?"
PUPPY: :::wags tail:::
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WIFEY: "Mind if I go out tonight?"
ME: "Have fun."
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You posted.
I read it.
I commented.
Still nothing funny.
Tom posted.
I read it.
We're getting warmer.
I thought it was funny Thar the guy closed the door.
That there is grade A funnyman stuff!
There...my iPod thought I wanted to say "Thar" and this here tard didn't notice. I brought the funny, I'll send you a bill.
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