So yesterday I was with Cousin Saul and we stopped to get a quick bite to eat.
I ordered a 'hot dog'. I used the words 'hot' and 'dog'.
The lady took my order.
When my food arrived I had this ENORMOUS hot dog on my plate! Probably 12-16 inches long (save the jokes, Losers!)
And it was greasy and horrible and everything in between.
So I said to Cousin Saul "Have you ever seen such a thing?"
And Cosuin Saul replied: "It's named Dog-Zilla, what did you expect?"
He wasn't lying. There on the menu board (fancy place, huh?) it mocked me. DOGZILLA $3.95.
By the end of Dogzilla I ended up enjoying him (save the jokes, Losers!)
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"Have you ever seen such a thing?"
And Saul said, only when I look dow-- oh, you said to save the jokes.
Never mind.
well....now we know who's buying all those silly bandz
I always wanted to be "Dogzilla" but IANO gave me a gay girly name.
Aaaaarrrgggg! I told you be patient!...just a few more spins!
"17 blacks said...
Aaaaarrrgggg! I told you be patient!...just a few more spins!"
"Probably 12-16 inches long"
It must've looked extra big to you, huh?
If it tasted like a microwaved karnatzel, I betcha it was a Nathan's hot dog. You have my sympathies, and my best wishes that your guts get back to normal sooner or later
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