When is a quarter a half of a fifth or a third? When it is ajar....that's when.

So last night Wifey and I go out to a local BBQ place for a bite to eat.

Wifey wants a BBQ chicken sandwich, I want a burger.

Here is the conversation.

WIFEY: "I want the bbq chicken and I also want a hamburger, but I can't eat that much."

ME: "Why don't we split it up...you give me half of your chicken sandwich and I'll give you half of my burger."

WIFEY: "That sounds good but I don't want half of your burger...just cut me a piece."

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So our food arrives. I cut my burger into four equal sized pieces. Some people would call that quarters.

So I give Wifey 1/4 of my burger (Remember...she didn't want half)

WIFEY: "That's all you're giving me???"

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So let's sum up:

Somehow you have to be a math wizard to figure out how much food to give Wifey. Half is too much, a quarter is too little. Sorry, Baby....but food don't be coming in no fifths or thirds.

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