I'm watching some lame awards show last night and Wifey pokes her head up out of her burrow.
Here is part of that conversation:
WIFEY: "Do you know who he's married to?"
ME: "Who is he married to?"
WIFEY: "Katy Perry."
(Wifey usually tells me who is married to who)
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A few minutes later Carlos Santana appears on stage. I decide to ask Wifey a question.
ME: "Who is Carlos Santana married to?"
WIFEY: "Mrs. Santana."
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Too Soon!
Who's Katy Perry married to? I must know!
Russell Brand.
(I only know that because I'm someone else's wifey. In the US, we're legally required to know this kind of stuff as spouses.)
I'm glad that's not required Wifey knowledge here because I couldn't even begin to tell you who's married to who! I'd have to be sent for Wife Retraining.
Who's Katy Perry? Any relation to Perry Como?
Was Sophie (Kalish) Tucker any relation to Carol Kalish? They're both dead.
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