As per our pre-arranged fire plan nobody knew what to do.
I go wandering around the house looking for smoke.
No smoke. No fire. Just a blaring alarm.
Wifey informs me that it's probably a spider that set off the alarm.
So now I have to worry about fire breathing spiders!!!!
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The screaming noise wouldn't stop so I went down to the basement and turned off the circuit breaker to the smoke alarms.
When I wake up in the morning Wifey left me a note:
THERE IS NO HOT WATER.
I guess I also turned off the circuit breaker to the water heater.
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What have we learned?
Spiders are tiny little dragons.
Circuit breaker for smoke alarms also turns off water heater.
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So to sum up:
Once again, IANO is proven to be quite retarded on a number of fronts...and he should feel quite lucky his house didn't catch fire overnight.
Smoke Me Do
Happiness is a Warm Spider
I Want to Douse Your Spider
And Your Spider Can Singe
Baby You're a Burnt Man
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Spider
Eight Flaming Spiders a Week?
Detector Tripper
Smokey Truffle
Ob-La-BLARE!, Ob-La-BLARE!
Why Don't We Burn it in the Road
While my Spider Gently Weeps
Two of Us (Running All Over the House Trying to Find a Dragon Spider)
I've Just Seen a Flame
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