So we watched the movie THE READER last night.
Here is the conversation this morning:
ME: "Do you think Kate Winslet is attractive?"
WIFEY: "Yes, but I don't like her nipples."
ME: "What's wrong with her nipples?"
WIFEY: "They're kinda black."
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You'll have to google to see Kate Winslet's nipples...or watch the movie.
Or start dating her.
Or something.
4 comments:
Nippladi, Nipplada
I like Kate fine except for her last name...Winslet. Winsy. Wimplet.
Um, Nopie? Those aren't nipples. Those are called knees
And don't call me a nipplease.
She has huge kneeckers, or knipples. Or something. Wife's just jealous.
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