1) I was going to go to sleep in the theatre but I didn't want my snoring to wake up the other movie-goers.
2) I was praying that there was an assassin in the theatre and that he would shoot ME!
3) There was too much butter on my popcorn.
4) Nothing for #4
(Lincoln blows)
(Daniel Day-Lewis was pretty good)
(The wheelbarrow full of body parts was the best part of the movie)
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Had I not shot him they never would have made this bore-fest!
Sorry.
Hopefully they make a movie about my pal JFK trying to pass a bill through congress....riveting drama!
Uh-oh, I have competition.
I was crazy for it!
Happiness is a Warm Gun?
So to sum up:
This movie is either boring or a what-if story about a gay Lincoln.
At least I learned a couple of new things from the movie about Lincoln that I never learned in school:
1. He liked to tell really long, really boring stories.
2. He liked touching other men.
Can you please review something else tomorrow? Or something?
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