Sunday, October 13, 2013
If man was meant to read on the floor he would have been given wings.
I've probably blogged about this topic before.
Deal with it.
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About an hour ago I walk out back and see a kid sitting on the floor reading one of my books.
I don't mind when people read in here... but for some reason I can't stand it when people sit on the floor and read. GET OFFA MY FLOOR!!
Anyhow...here is the conversation that followed once I spotted him on my floor reading:
ME: "May I get you a pillow?"
HIM: "No thank you! I'm using my jacket."
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Round One goes to the kid.
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Hard to give round one to the kid without knowing what he was reading.
"The Watchmen" bound anthology? Maybe. "Night Nurse" number three? Let him sit on the floor: It's all the poor bastard has.
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What does he think this is, a Barnes and Noble?
Such a cranky old geezer.
You're probably jealous because if you sit on the floor for any length of time you have a hard time getting up.
Sit Me Do
Happiness is a Warm Coat
Lovely Seat-a
Mean Mister Shopkeep
Ps
Sorry, I'm tired...I'll do better next time.
Pps
No I won't, that was a lie.
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