So a guy comes in the other day and asks for a very specific porn comic book. (He's been in before. I like him)
He clearly knew what he wanted.
Here is the conversation:
GUY: "Do you have (porno comic)?
ME: "I'm not sure...let me check."
Then he looks at me.
He has a strange little smile on his face.
A twinkle in his eyes.
GUY: "DON'T BE JUDGING ME!!"
ME: "If I was going to judge you I would have made fun of your shirt."
GUY: ::::twinkle in eyes:::
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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When you say "very specific" you mean gay, right?
Nope.
Are you sure? ("He clearly knew what he wanted"..."strange little smile"... "twinkle in his eyes"..."you comment on his shirt"...etc...)
Naah, I'm going with prepubescent Japanese girls with big eyes and machine monsters with cyborg tentacles.
As for judging his shirt...
What was his shirt looking to buy?
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So, the twinkle in his eyes is because he sees a comrade in pervdom, I guess? You were standing there reading the exact same comic, weren't you!
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