Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Cows Singin' HEY JUDE Would be Cool



If you're like me you've often wonder what it would be like if cows could sing...here they are singin' a bit of Hey Jude by the Beatles (I didn't make this up...there is an english-to-cow translator on the web for some reason)

HEY JUDE:

Hey, Joode, doon't make it bad.
Take a sad soong moond make it better.
Remember too let her intoo moor heart.
Then moo can start too make it better.
Hey, Joode, doon't be afraid.
Yoooo were made too goo oooot moond get her.
The minoote moo let hermoonder moor skin.
Then moo begin too make it better. Moo! Moo.

and it goes on and on.

Any other good songs for the english-to-cow translator?
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16 comments:

  1. I Ain't No Oprah12:41 PM EST

    I kinda like cows singing pop songs.

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  2. Sparkle Plenty1:02 PM EST

    What we got here are a couple of mooassholeways.

    I'm just going to retire to Sparkle's lair and listen to The Cowsills, The Cowboy Junkies, and Henry Cow until I can forget everything I have read here today.

    The moomanity...The moomanity...

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah1:08 PM EST

    Sparkle probably enjoys MooTown over standard pop.

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  4. Sparkle Plenty1:20 PM EST

    It's a moot point, but I moon over novelty moosic, like "Moo-nster Bangers Mash." I moove and groove to it as I moouse Noel Coward's works and moounch my Shepherd's Moon Pies.

    I imagine that those who post on blogs can jump the shark, too. Just, theoretically speaking.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah1:23 PM EST

    Can't jump the shark with classics like these:

    1. Moooonriver

    2. Going to a Moo-Moo

    3. She's the Bossy

    4. Going to Cowafornia

    5. Cud Stinks!

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  6. I Ain't No Oprah1:49 PM EST

    Moo Suede Shoes

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  7. Cake2:09 PM EST

    Hope you have moo beefs with these, MooOprah:

    Across the Mooniverse
    Mixed Emootions
    Highway 51 Moos
    Got My Mind Set on Moo
    Roadhouse Moos

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  8. Sparkle Plenty3:40 PM EST

    See, the Fonz never recovered from jumping the shark. But look at Nooprah go! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...Or a cow patty?

    Udderly fantastic.

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  9. I Ain't No Oprah4:16 PM EST

    Fly me to the mooooon

    Moochelle...my belle...

    Born in the Moo-SA

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  10. Roger the Shrubber4:21 PM EST

    Dear Moodence
    I Saw her Milking There
    I'm Looking Through Moo
    Happiness is a Warm Glass of Milk

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  11. Roger the Shrubber4:22 PM EST

    Bessie in the sky with diamonds

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  12. Cake4:23 PM EST

    Norwegian Mooed

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  13. Roger the Shrubber4:27 PM EST

    Moobla-di Moobla-da (milking goes on)

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  14. Sparkle Plenty4:59 PM EST

    All of those are good tunes. But, I like to go to the moovies:

    Mooster Cogburn
    Mooulin Rouge
    Two Mooules for Sister Sarah
    Mission to Moos
    Moonkey Business
    Cowllateral

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  15. I Ain't No Oprah5:04 PM EST

    We're savin' movies for Moooonday.

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  16. Cake7:27 PM EST

    You didn't say anything about tv shows.

    Mooder She Wrote
    Amooican Idol
    Everybody Loves Raymooond
    Law and Udder

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