1. Always use the ladies room.
2. Always use the men's room.
3. Always go to the bar on ladies night.
4. Join a men's only golf league.
5.Buy tampons, but just light them on fire and throw them off the roof.
6. Play for the Yankees and DON'T throw like a girl.
(beatin' this gag to death!)
::tears up membership application::
ReplyDeleteThey were my last hope. Guess I'm back to sitting on the curb.
Cheer up Cake!
ReplyDeleteSure, the Man Club doesn't want us. The Woman Club doesn't want us. Even the Hermaphrodite Club doesn't want us.
But the Democratic Party is ready to welcome us with open arms! Hell, they'll even put us on the ticket in 2008. All we have to do is agree to keep Al Gore from hogging all the chips & salsa on Brat Pack DVD night.
That Al Gore. He does love himself some "Pretty in Pink."
Can our plan involve just eating all the chips and salsa ourselves, thereby stopping Al Gore from doing it?
ReplyDeleteOr is that too simplistic?
Color me intrigued...anything would be better than sitting out here on the curb. It was very cold overnight.