These are the basic junk foods your body needs on a weekly basis to survive.
Trust me. I'm a doctor.
1. McDonalds Hash Browns (No sane person on earth could dislike these....and they're good for you!)
2. McDonalds Hot Apple Pie (OH. MY. GOD. I love you McDonalds hot apple pie...marry me?)
3. The Jack in the Box taco. I miss you.
4. The McDonalds thick chocolate shake. (Pure thick goodness and great for heart attack victims)
5. McDonalds French Fries (No other fry even comes close to these potato elixir sticks)
6. The Milky Way candy bar. Eat one and tell me you don't like it. A smack upside the head will follow
7. Sweettarts.
8. Hostess Cup Cakes. They'll add at least 4 years to your life. I'm guessing.
9. Bacon....'nuff said.
10. Ice cold Coca Cola from a can...yup, a can. It's fashionable to say it tastes better from a bottle, but it doesn't.
And that my friends is the Junk Food Pyramid....feel free to campaign for your favs.
Try Crows
ReplyDeleteElvis eats boats.
ReplyDeleteI like milk bones.
ReplyDeleteAnything deep-fried. Anything. Bonus points if it's been rolled in batter first. Yum.
ReplyDeleteI just made the phone call home and put in the request for corndogs for dinner.
ReplyDeleteI was told they're not good for me.
Yeah, right.
Not good for you!? Inconceivable!
ReplyDeleteYodels, washed down with Diet Coke with Lime.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait. *Deep fried* Yodels, washed down with Diet Coke with Lime.
Mmmmm. Lime.
You must read today's edition of FATHER KNOWS SHIT...just click the link over on the right hand side.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is brilliant and if someone doesn't sign him to a publishing deal...well,I guess he won't have a publishing deal.
(He mentions corndogs on the same day we do...and shows a picture of something that I'll be trying by the end of the week....::hinthint::it's made by Jimmy Dean so you know it's good.
::speechless::
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm better now.
ReplyDeleteLet us know how that thing-on-a-stick works out for you. If there's a stomach pumping involved, be sure to get pictures.
Can someone pass the normal pancakes, please?
Food is ALWAYS better when presented in it's natural state...you know, on a stick.
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ReplyDeleteToo bad this idea didn't work out (http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/images/ined1.jpg) you could've had almost every meal on a stick, just as nature intended it.
ReplyDeleteThe website is being cut off for some reason - that should have a .jpg on the end.
ReplyDelete(Mother Nature clearly doesn't want me bringing this stuff to the attention of the blogworld.)
Friendly's Reese's Pieces Sundae
ReplyDeleteOMG. It's been years.Why has it been so long? I used to beg my parents to take me to Friendly's so that they could buy me one of these...Now I have a job. And a car!
Something must be done. Soon.
"Potato elixer sticks????" You just made my day.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm totally on your team when it comes to the McDonald's milkshakes-in fact, I think the federal government should require every American citizen to drink at least one each week, even if they're on feeding tubes.