This is the one about how to reuse a Target Department Store bag.

Target Department Stores are one of the finest chains in the USA. Large aisles, clean & well stocked, reasonable prices, not WalMart, good employees.

But is Target Department store trying to be helpful or do they think America is jammed with retards. I'm guessing the latter. Or is that the former?

Anyhoo....(don't ya just want to kill people that say anyhoo?)

On the side of an empty Target bag is listed '10 Ways To Reuse Your Target Bag'

1. Tiny Trashcan Liner
2. Doggy Duty
3. Water Balloon
4. Roadtrip Rubbish
5. Soggy Laundry
6. Ice Pack For Head Lump (this is the one that made Hoag show me the bag in the first place)
7. Toiletry Tote
8. Kitty Litter Liner
9. Tomorrow's Lunchbag
10. Care Package Padding.

Now those are all fine ideas....no brainers (don't ya hate when someone says something is a 'no brainer'?)....but I think we can do better.

11. Severed Hand Holder
12. Children's Halloween Mask (Rubber band not included)
13. Target The Happy Tramp Hand Puppet
14. Huge Condom with Handles With Nifty Bullseye Design.
15. Severed Foot Holder
16. Freezer Bag For A Baby if You're A Cannibal And Not All That Hungry.

17. Toenail Collection Closet Buddy.
18. Roadkill Microwavable Bag

Any other uses?