Today's handwriting lesson

Let's get right to it. The capital cursive Q is retarded. You know it. I know it. It looks like the number 2. Nobody EVER uses it when handwriting a letter, yet it still exists. When you handwrite a letter you do what I do...you print the capital Q and then use cursive for the rest of the word.

What kinda idiot invents something as stupid as the capital Q?

The capital cursive Q is clearly the transsexual of all letters.

Dude...you're a letter, not a number. Nobody likes you. NOBODY. 2uit trying to be something you aint.

And don't get me started about always having to have the u close by at your side. Pussy. No other letter always has to have a u next to them. So why don't you just go and put on your little pink frilly dress and try hanging out with the numbers.

PS
The numbers think you're a jerk and really are sick of you trying to be like them. Especially 2. 2 is really, really pissed.

PPSS
There should be an Island of Misfit capital letters. You would be King. Or Queen. Actually you couldn't be Queen...you'd be 2ueen. I hate you.