Mel Gibson always wanted to direct....TV shows.

With Mel's movie career possibly in shambles he turns to TV...here are some of his ideas to get back on top:

1. Hill Street Jews::: Ensemble piece about of a bunch of Jews that live on Hill Street and control the media.

2. Mork and Mindy Cohen:::Wacky comedy about an alien from the Planet Ork who befriends a homely down on her luck Hollywood Jew Mindy Cohen (Played by Teri Hatcher)

3. The Beverly Jewbillies::: A family of rich Jews move to the Smokey Mountains and take control of the banks.

4. The Jewferrsons::: A story about a family of Black Jews who take over whatever Black Jews take over.

5. Joel Grays Anatomy::: Story of a closeted gay Jew who likes to dance and hang out with Liza Minelli.

6. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.M.O.R.T.I.E.S::: Story of a Jewish spy and whatever Jewish spys do.

7. Star Trek: The Next Jewneration::: Story of a bunch of Jews on a starship who try and take over the media on other planets.

8. I Scheme Of Jeannie: Story of a Jewish (HA!) Astronaut who finds a sexy Genie on the beach and then tricks said Genie into letting him take over the media.

9. One Oy-Vey At A Time::: Story of a single Jewish mother struggling to teach her stuttering son to talk. And take over the media.

10. Survivor: Auschwitz::: Young, attractive Jews get put in a concentration camp and compete against each other to see who will control the media.