Saturday, August 05, 2006

A short statement from Mel Gibson's publicist

Mel just wants to state once more that he has nothing against the filthy Jews, has never had anything against the filthy Jews, and never will have anything against the filthy Jews.

He also wants to state that he feels pain for the survivors of the alleged holocaust.

And please go see his new action packed thriller scheduled for release in the year of our Lord 2007.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:44 AM EDT

    Oy vey!

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  2. I would really not want to be Mel's publicist over the last week or so...I hope s/he's getting paid overtime.

    And isn't Jewish.

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  3. Anonymous12:19 PM EDT

    I hope he's encouraging Mel's decorators to remove all of the photos of Hitler he has hanging in his house(s).

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  4. Are you people trying to scar me?!

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  5. //////ohhhhh can I watch?//////

    If you like anti-semite on Republican action....sure.

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  6. Yer driving me to drink, people. TO DRINK!

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  7. Anonymous4:40 PM EDT

    Cake
    Just don't drive too and make anti-semitic remarks to the cop who pulls you over...or else we may be talking about YOU

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  8. Anonymous4:51 PM EDT

    "anti-semite on Republican action?" The Gross Meter has just registered a Full Scale Alert.

    But you might as well have Woody Allen direct and videotape.

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