The Jewish people write Mel Gibson a letter.

Dear Mel,

Jesus Christ what were you thinking? Don't you know we control the media and we can make you look very bad? Holy Mother of God was that stupid! But seeing how you've lined our pockets with cash for over two decades we'll let it slide.

Here are some future movies we'd like you to make:

1. Dreidel Attraction

2. Orthodox and the Hound

3. Another one of those Lethal Weapon pictures with that Negro fellow.

4. Mad Maxwell Silverstein

5. Schindler's Even Bigger List

6. Oy-Ceans Eleven

7. Saving Private Ira

8. Bris of the Spider-Woman


And Mel...lay off the sauce, huh?



Love,
The Jews

PS
Don't even for New York minute think of making Yentl 2....even we hated the first one.