And this was in the story about it:
"The burned bodies of the 49 victims were removed from the plane on Sunday and taken to the state Medical Examiner's Office in Frankfort for autopsies to determine the cause of death. Fayette County Coroner Gary Ginn said Sunday that they likely died in the fire."
Being a coroner aint really all that hard, is it?
::pokes body floating face-down in water::
ReplyDeleteYup, it was drowning, boys.
Isn't Coroner Gary's nickname "Gary Ginn [sic] and Tonic"? In light of this fact, his perspicacious diagnosis regarding the cause of death is quite remarkable.
ReplyDeleteI believe his full quote was, "I b'lieve they might could have died in that there fire [hic]."
I'm gonna have to keep a dictionary handy if you broads keep using words like perspicacious,malfeasance, and euridite.
ReplyDeleteWho talks like that anyhow?
I think you're all crazy, deranged, demented, lunatics, non compos mentis, unhinged, mad as hatters, mad as March hares, off your heads, nutty (as a fruitcake), off your rockers, not right in the head, round the bend, raving mad, bats, batty, bonkers, cuckoo, loopy, loony, bananas, loco, have screws loose, touched, gaga, doolally, not all there, out to lunch, away with the fairies, barmy, crackers, barking, potty, round the twist, off your trolleys, not a full shilling, nutso, meshuga, wacko, AND gonzo.
ReplyDelete(I have a dictionary and a thesaurus...and I ain't afraid to use 'em!)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Motheragawd! I think I just od-ed on alphabet soup the last couple o' days--it's been chilly (my full lunch menu would, naturally, be alphabet soup rollbuttermilk). And thus, word power words are leaping out of Sparkle's attic aplenty.
ReplyDeleteSoooooo...Does Nooprah have an official, Emmy-like ceremony and stuff (I'm always a day late re: blog topics)?
Yeaaaaaah. I think it's called "The Noopies," and this year's hosts are Mel Gibson, Drew Barrymore and Adolf Hitler's baby, and Coroner Gary Ginn [sic] and Tonic (Mel Gibson: "Would you do the honors and open the envelope, Gary?" Coroner Gary: "Yes, that IS an envelope, Mel.")
What on earth would the other awards be? Verily (oops, still burping up alphabet soup), everybody should be a winner who posts here. (Either that or we're all monumental losers, but I refuse to acknowledge that today.)
Cake definitely gets one--she always takes the cake.
Motheragawd:
ReplyDeleteHa! Nice. (I can't believe I didn't see that one coming, really.)
Sparkle:
I'm touched, really touched. I never expected to have my very own Noopie... ::wipes eyes::
I'm stuck...what's another word for thesaurus?
ReplyDeleteAsk Mr. Jeeves.
ReplyDeleteQuit stealing my lines!
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ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Stuck on Words,
ReplyDeleteBook!
Warm regards,
Sparkle
Hey, look how far we've gone off topic on a blog about a plane crash...that's pretty impressive.
ReplyDeleteHey,
ReplyDeleteI got me some of that there book learnin' too! Gimmie one of them awards!
(And on the subject of words, nooprah, my colleagues and I are compiling, at your request, the stupidest "teacher terms" ever invented. I will send them along after we've finished)
I'll send you a shiny apple if you can work "synergy" in there...it's the word I hate most in the world, and the one I hear most often during my workday. ::shudder::
ReplyDeleteDevil's Cake,
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm sure there are as many stupid terms in the private sector as there are in my line of work, the "Educationalese" equivalent of "Synergy" might be "Vertical Teaming" which should result if "Cross Curricular Applications" were made possible in the form of "Looping" students or providing teachers with groups of "Critical Friends" so we can share "Common Practices" and "Piggyback" off one another, especially about our attempts at "Differentiated Instruction" thus allowing our "Clients" to be properly prepared for "Common Assessments."
Got it? Do I get a shiny apple? If not, I'll steal your word and become a consultant on "Synergy in the Schoolhouse." (Kinda catchy, don't you think?)
Cake got her butt kicked
ReplyDeleteAieeee!!
ReplyDeleteUncle, uncle!!! I'll see that you get an apple at my earliest opportunity! Just make it stop!
::sobs::
"Hey, look how far we've gone off topic on a blog about a plane crash...that's pretty impressive."
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying that this blog posting about a plane crash has been derailed? Tragic.
Devil's Cake,
ReplyDeletePlease don't think I listen to any of that crap!
I'm just a teacher at heart, instructing you to ignore "synergy" and spend your working hours devising really good pranks to play on your colleagues.
And if you can't think of ANYTHING, just pick up the phone and call the guy next to you and ask him if his refrigerator's running.
I love the classics. And can't wait for my apple.
bacon ace,
ReplyDeleteTo get back to the topic nooprah began with.
Accute stoppage of the heart=death. He's right-how tough can that be to figure out?
Bemisdown:
ReplyDeleteI know someone who puts KY jelly on phones so that it runs into her colleague's ears when they answer it.
It ain't me...but god do I wish it was.
I love a good prank...but I'm more than likely to get in over my head with them, so I try and be good. (TRY!)
Devilcake,
ReplyDeleteA few prank tips:
1. Never prank someone who might actually get mad (I NEVER prank my good buddy during Foootball season because he's the head coach and "cranky" during those months. Afterwards though, he's all mine)
2. Prank ANYONE with OCD-they're wicked easy
3. Any person "out sick" for a day deserves to be pranked, and frankly, should come to expect it.
Pranking is an essential part of my job description-and I've become quite good at.
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