The Fall Foliage Tour

ME: "Have you ever seen such a vibrant maple tree before?"

HOAG: "It's absolutely stunning!"

ME: "Quick take a picture of it!"

HOAG: "We should pull over and take one of the leaves and press it in wax paper and put it inside a book so future generations can see it's wonder!"

ME: "Splendid idea!"

HOAG: "Oh my God! Look at the orange hues on that Magnolia!"

ME: ::tinkles in pants::

HOAG: "If only our wives could see these colors!"

ME: "Look at the way the reds blend with the oranges and then the yellows....all with a nice mix of greens thrown in for contrast!"

HOAG: ::tinkles in pants::

ME: "Lets stand in that field and just spin around and let the colors overwhelm us with it's bounty of autumn!"

HOAG: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

ME: "Hoag?"

HOAG: "Yes Steve?"

ME: "I'm glad you're my friend"

HOAG: "Ditto right back at you"

ME: "Is that a french fry in the back seat?"

ME AND HOAG IN UNISON: "Dibs!"