Transcript of the first ever I AINT NO OPRAH podcast

ME: ::testing testing one two three testing testing"

HOAG: ::taptaptap:: "Is this thing on?"

ME: "What thing?"

HOAG: "The pod"

ME: "That aint a pod"

HOAG: "What is it?"

ME: "Microphone"

HOAG: "What's a podcast anyhow?"

ME: "It's kinda like radio except way crappier"

HOAG: "What should we do our first ::snicker:: podcast on?"

ME: "Huh?"

HOAG: "We're doing a live podcast...what should it be on?"

ME: "Hitler?"

HOAG: "He was bad, huh?"

ME: "Yup"

HOAG: 'You gonna eat those fries?"

ME: "Hey!...Who is that behind you?"

HOAG: :: turns around and looks::

ME:::Dips fingers in Hoags drink...washes off ketchup::

HOAG: "I didn't see anyone"

ME: "She's right there"

HOAG: ::turns around and looks once again::

ME: ::swipes a steak tip and three french fries"

HOAG: "Damn, I missed her again"

ME: "I think she liked you"

HOAG: "Podcasts are cool, huh?"

ME: "What's a podcast?"

HOAG: "It's kinda like radio except on the computer and way crappier"

ME: "Why is it all the rage?"

HOAG: "What's all the rage?"

ME: "Podcasts"

HOAG: "What's a podcast?"

ME: "It's kinda like radio except on the computer and way crappier"

HOAG: "Is that a french fry on the ground?"

ME AND HOAG IN UNISON: "Dibs!"