Today's blog was going to be about how Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and how teachers are overpaid but this came across the wire and somehow seems more important:
This morning while talking with Wifey I had a slight runny nose...here is how that conversation went:
ME: "Do I have anything hanging out of my nose?"
WIFEY: "You always do."
I'm not worry about your runny nose. What I am worried about it is that you have to ask people if your nose is running. That is really worrisome. But then people would know about it when you say "I am no Oprah". Oprah would know if her nose was running. Most people would know even if some of them pretend not to know. Perhaps anti-histimines would cure runny noses and if businesses, selling antihistimines, want to promote themselves they can do so by renting pixels at PIXELS HOMEPAGE. Renting 3000 pixels (100x30) for one month would cost only $30.
ReplyDeleteSomeone phoned it in.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween there sniffles. Maybe you should go get a facial tissue.
ReplyDeletePhoned it in??? I thought about today's blog for at least 20 seconds!
ReplyDeleteNoOprah is obviously dressed as one of the "plague" victims from The Stand.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly inspired.
Nice timely reference from the 1970s.
ReplyDeleteWe get along just fine. We also playfully pick on each other, and NoOprah especially because, well...he deserves it.
ReplyDeleteRodney:
ReplyDeleteDon't mind NoOprah. The plague makes ya pretty cranky...he's just staying in character.
I love when men like Bacon Ace use the word 'playfully'....it's just so...so ....so playful.
ReplyDeleteSo how many thimbles are you up to now?
Darn.....
ReplyDeleteI wanted to read the regularly scheduled blog, but then Booger Nose had to chime in with his "Special Report."
Oh well. At least Reagan didn't end the Cold War.
Excuse me...my personal chef is asking me what I'd like for lunch and the decorators are here to discuss the design of the media room I'm attaching to my nine bedroom eight bathroom home.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't easy being a teacher.
Bemis,
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the emu pen so you'll have something to talk to Ernie Boch Jr about.
At least you didn't marry some dude with no super-powers from the Teen Titans.
ReplyDelete"emu pen..."
ReplyDeleteA pen made out of emus?! That's just cruel.
She’s a Massachusetts teacher. Therefore she’s rich and well above the concepts of good and evil!
ReplyDeletebacon ace,
ReplyDeleteI give new cars to all of the students who ace my tests. It's fun being a wicked rich Massachusetts teacher (hold on while I duct tape my glasses together...)
And Clinky,
Trust me. I DID marry some dude with no super-powers. Not sure if he was from the Teen Titans-but he belonged to SOME dainty group without super-powers (sorry Mr. No for stealing the word "dainty" from you-I just liked it, and it worked here. From now on it's reserved for Hoagy. Although JPP IS dainty...)