Friday, December 08, 2006

IMAGINE if the Beatles were four Italian guys instead of four white guys.

So what would John Lennini, Georgio Harrisoni, Paulie Mac, and Ringolermo have come up with?

1. All You Need Is Luigi

2. Your Mama Mia Should Know

3. You Never Give Me Your Lire

4. Yellow Submarine A Sand-A-Wiche

5. Please Mr. Ill Postino

6. Hey Anthony!

7. Eleanor Rigatoni

8. Ob La Di, Ob La DaVinci

9. Back In The R.O.M.A.

10. Ciao arrivederci
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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:40 AM EST

    Ugh really? This is the cap to Adult Week?

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah11:04 AM EST

    Talk to Mrs Bacon Ace.

    Whatever she wants...she gets.

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah11:05 AM EST

    And she does know about the looming cookie deadline, correct?

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  4. Cake11:07 AM EST

    - Dig a Tony
    - Spaghetti Fields Forever
    - Happiness is a Warm Gnocchi

    And now, for Bacon Ace and in honour Adult Week...if the Beatles wrote songs for the porn industry:

    - Happiness is a Warm Coochie
    - I Want to Hold Your Chowder Cannon
    - Do Me Love
    - Norwegian Wood (::winkwink::)

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  5. bostongraf11:15 AM EST

    Dude, reuse of list themes? Weak. I think there needs to be a hi-jacking of this blog today.

    Possible adult week themes:

    -Britney Spears shaved coochie. Should she have waited till she lost a bit more of the baby weight?
    -Andy Dick getting in on the N-word craze. Is that his least embarassing moment?
    -Lindsay Lohan. If she shows her coochie, will she become friends with Paris and Britney again?
    -Victoria Secret Runway Show. Which models slept with Justin? Did they where their wings in bed?
    -What implications does the socio-economic status of South American countries have with regards to the existance of a genetic "Religion Instinct"?

    Let's discuss!

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  6. Anonymous11:52 AM EST

    Thanks Cake. Good lookin' out.

    Honey,
    Please answer the man's cookie questions so he'll leave me alone (he won't).

    Bostongraf,
    Atta boy!

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  7. Anonymous12:03 PM EST

    And on Cake's note:

    - In Lucy's pie with hymens
    -Hey Jude, Nice Cans
    -Let it Pee (for the German crowd)
    -Veiny Yellow Submarine
    -A Taste Of Honey (no edit needed)
    -All Together Now (an orgy favorite)
    -Can't Buy Me Love, but I Can Buy Me a BJ
    -Filling A Hole
    -Man Chowder From Me To You

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  8. Cake12:25 PM EST

    Children might want to avert their eyes again today...

    - A Taste of Cunny (the alternate version of Bacon Ace's song)
    - Why Don't We Do It in the Road (no editing required)
    - Cum Together

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  9. Anonymous1:21 PM EST

    how come adult cookies haven't been brought up today?

    E.L. Packin' Fudge Sandwich Cookies

    Double Stuft Oreos (no edit needed)

    Dicks Ahoy!

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