Thursday, December 07, 2006

If The Beatles Were Four Black Guys Instead Of Four White Guys (you know....according to Kramer)

So what would J-Le, G-Har, Paul-Diddy, and Blingo have come up with?

1. Black In The USSR

2. When I Be Sigstee Fo'

3. Sgt. Black Pepa's Lonely Hearts Club Band

4. I Be Da Walrus.

5. Can't Be Buyin' Me No Love

6. Eight Days A Week? Whatchu Takin' 'Bout Nigga?

7. Nuttin' Fo #7

8. Yo Latta.

9. Sumptin'

10. I Wanna Be Holdin' Yo Ho

11. Yo-Yo-Yo Jude

12. The Ballad Of John and Yo-Yo-Yoko.

(dedicated to Mrs Bacon Ace cuz she thinks I've been slacking on the LIST format)
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:31 AM EST

    Hepp!

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  2. Anonymous10:39 AM EST

    Can I play? How about: Strangers In The Night?

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  3. Cake10:48 AM EST

    Yo-yo-yo-bla-di, Yo-yo-yo-bla-da!

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  4. Anonymous10:50 AM EST

    So you've dedicated the racist list to my wife? I'm sure she'll be thrilled. Couldn't it have been about cookies?

    Careful, you don't have those cookies yet.

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  5. Anonymous10:53 AM EST

    Rocky Da Coon would be a sure hit!

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  6. Anonymous10:57 AM EST

    ummm...thanks???? bacon ace is right though, a list about delicous cookies may be considered a bit less racist. unless it was a list of racist cookies, made by the KKKeebler Elves.

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  7. Cake11:00 AM EST

    Thinking of cookies, I heard that Kramer was really happy when they finally introduced white Oreos...

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  8. I Ain't No Oprah11:09 AM EST

    Racist Cookies:

    1.Chips A'Hoes

    2.NuttaBrothas!

    3.Nig Fewtons

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  9. Anonymous11:20 AM EST

    O-bla-di, o-bla-da, (life go on brutha!)

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  10. Anonymous11:21 AM EST

    Da Whitey Album

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  11. Anonymous11:30 AM EST

    Do the KKKeebler Elves have "Fudge Life" tattooed across their torsos?

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  12. Anonymous1:19 PM EST

    Lucy in da sky wit bling

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  13. Anonymous1:20 PM EST

    I think you owe us an apology NoOprah. I'll schedule some time on my radio program.

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  14. bostongraf2:16 PM EST

    I thought the racist cookie list was funnier than the racist song list.

    (But "Da Whitey Album" is a laugh riot)

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  15. bostongraf2:17 PM EST

    And, yes, crackers are inherently racist. That's why they named them after whities.

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  16. Anonymous3:00 PM EST

    What if the Stones were black? Would "Brown Sugar" be altered in any way, or would the brown be redundant?

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  17. Cake3:06 PM EST

    Good question, Bacon Ace...and what about Paint it Black?!

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  18. bostongraf4:05 PM EST

    Would "Sympathy for the Devil" be "Beat Down by the Devils"?

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  19. Cake4:17 PM EST

    Well, at least Harlem Shuffle would survive intact...

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  20. Bemisdown10:38 PM EST

    And of course, NoOprah's FAVORITE snack:

    Stedman Graham Crackers

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