Monday, August 06, 2007

Gowns for all occasions.

A few minutes ago I was walking up the street from the post office and noticed a sign in the window of the neighborhhod florist.

It read:

'Now selling gowns for all occasions.'

And of course I thought to myself...heck, I'm going to the Red Sox game next week, I wonder what kinda gown I should wear?

And what about Buddy Nite? Should I wear a different one than Hoag wears? Should I try and match what the Blonde wears?

What kinda gown does one wear while doing yardwork?

And work...crap, do I need a different gown for each day or should I just have 6 of the same gown? Maybe with my name stiched on it?

It's tough being a guy with all of these gown decisions to make.
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12 comments:

  1. Cake11:09 AM EDT

    Why is the florist selling gowns? Are the gowns made from flowers?

    If so, stay away from the rose ones...they have thorns, y'know.

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  2. Lois Lane11:20 AM EDT

    As long as your gown matches your lavender Crocs, you're good to go, no matter what the occasion.

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah11:33 AM EDT

    Crocs n' Gowns.

    Sounds like a store in the Mall.

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  4. Anonymous12:08 PM EDT

    I'm watching you chief.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah12:25 PM EDT

    What kinda gown does one wear while watching?

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  6. Anonymous12:29 PM EDT

    Mauve with lace trim.

    Of course.

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  7. Sparkle Plenty12:42 PM EDT

    Buddy Night: Something fancy. Something very, very fancy. Nuh-nuh-nuh...fancier than that. Fancier. Nope. Fancier. Okay. That's about right. With gloves. And a man-purse. And maybe a lorgnette.
    Red Sox: Go with the uniform colors. Accessorize with a "Kick Me" sign.
    Color: Have fun with it! Gray is the new pink, pink is the new black, and black is sulking over there.

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  8. Anonymous12:45 PM EDT

    Yankee fans are so pretty that we don't need gowns.

    -- Lamont "Doesn't really get the concept, but wants to play along anyway" Cranston

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  9. I Ain't No Oprah1:08 PM EDT

    Dearest Lamont,

    I didn't make up the whole 'Gowns for every occasion'...it was the florist. The lying florist.

    I'm pretty sure they don't have gowns for really all that many occasions.

    Possibly a wedding, maybe a prom.

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  10. Anonymous2:29 PM EDT

    I misread the last comment. I thought IANO had put: 'Possibly a wedding, maybe porn'.

    I was wondering why you'd need a gown for porn.

    What about the shops that sell occasional wear? It's all a bit confusing.

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  11. Cake6:01 PM EDT

    Jayne/Bella:

    "Occasional wear"...clothes for nudists, maybe?

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  12. Anonymous6:04 PM EDT

    Dearest NoOprah:

    Ha ha ha -- I just got hold of a blue-and-white pinstriped gown, which I will be wearing in my XXX-debut, as the watersports boy in "Pride of the Yank-These!"

    I'll show you... I'll show EVERYBODY!

    -- Lamont "Fluffer-Nutter" Cranston

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